Page Me Wolverine
In this action-packed, [CYCLOPS_VISOR_NOISE_97.WAV]-buzzing two-episode premiere, Marvel Animation Studios reminds you whose the fucking boss of superhero cartoons in the greatest comic franchise to be animated. Again. For like, the fifth time?
An Uncanny Revival
Fill your largest bowl up with the most American sugar-laden cereal you have and drench it with whole milk. The X-MEN are back, bub, and you don't want to miss those cool new merchandise opportunities, probably.