Dysfunctional Families
No matter if you're a hardcore X-MEN fan, or just a fan of the classic 1993 animated series, XM97 will completely blow you away with how much its creator and writers care about the source material and their audience, while keeping its ethos intact. X-MEN was always woke, even if Magneto was right.
Page Me Wolverine
In this action-packed, [CYCLOPS_VISOR_NOISE_97.WAV]-buzzing two-episode premiere, Marvel Animation Studios reminds you whose the fucking boss of superhero cartoons in the greatest comic franchise to be animated. Again. For like, the fifth time?
An Uncanny Revival
Fill your largest bowl up with the most American sugar-laden cereal you have and drench it with whole milk. The X-MEN are back, bub, and you don't want to miss those cool new merchandise opportunities, probably.
Broadway Degenerate
When 4chan told every furry to "yiff in hell", they probably were not prepared for someone to emerge over a decade later and cash out on that threat. Enter Hazbin Hotel, a wretched hive of scum and beastiality We must be cautious.
Even Older Canadian Idiot
Nineteen years after the first volume of Scott Pilgrim released, and thirteen years after the film, someone finally managed to get Netflix money to make a proper animated series.
Marinating On a Season
Blogger's Log, Stardate Whatever-Fucking-Thursday this is; The final Lower Decks episode of the season has aired. I'm cancelling Paramount+ now. Good day.