Weight Distribution
High-speed sports car, high-speed open-wheel cars, angel butts, booth babes, scared cameramen, flying drones, and family restaurants. This is podracing.
Forge and Reforge
Why do we keep letting Netflix get away with just dropping the fucking Animated Show of the Year with zero marketing and barely six tweets?
Marinating On a Season
Blogger's Log, Stardate Whatever-Fucking-Thursday this is; The final Lower Decks episode of the season has aired. I'm cancelling Paramount+ now. Good day.
The Cartoons That Made Us
Take a fantastical trip back through animation history with this old asshole as he makes fun of internet trolls for being fucking stupid as usual.
Unfinished Business
Rick and Morty 100 years! Or at least maybe ten minutes.
Hot Tomato Soup
Just when you thought stuffing a girl into a dog was terrible parenting, hold your UDP packets, Prospera Mercury has joined the battle.