Page Me Wolverine
In this action-packed, [CYCLOPS_VISOR_NOISE_97.WAV]-buzzing two-episode premiere, Marvel Animation Studios reminds you whose the fucking boss of superhero cartoons in the greatest comic franchise to be animated. Again. For like, the fifth time?
An Uncanny Revival
Fill your largest bowl up with the most American sugar-laden cereal you have and drench it with whole milk. The X-MEN are back, bub, and you don't want to miss those cool new merchandise opportunities, probably.
Broadway Degenerate
When 4chan told every furry to "yiff in hell", they probably were not prepared for someone to emerge over a decade later and cash out on that threat. Enter Hazbin Hotel, a wretched hive of scum and beastiality We must be cautious.
Even Older Canadian Idiot
Nineteen years after the first volume of Scott Pilgrim released, and thirteen years after the film, someone finally managed to get Netflix money to make a proper animated series.
Weight Distribution
High-speed sports car, high-speed open-wheel cars, angel butts, booth babes, scared cameramen, flying drones, and family restaurants. This is podracing.
Forge and Reforge
Why do we keep letting Netflix get away with just dropping the fucking Animated Show of the Year with zero marketing and barely six tweets?